double think

Here we find ourselves seated in a comfortable armchair, scouring the newspaper for courses in violent survival & learning how NOT to listen to the nagging voice of non-violence. We find an advertisement in the morning paper, which reads:-

Try Double Think And Feel The Difference
Double-Think shopping makes sense and it’s not difficult to master.
Remember: Double-Think is twice as good and twice as easy.

Not knowing, not making it our business to know, not wanting to know – they’re all great assets when you’re out shopping. Perhaps a little dangerous, but necessary. Forget anything you’ve seen or heard, about abattoirs & factory farming. They’re not true! Enjoy a clear conscience. Start to shop with confidence. Don’t settle for the ignorance that poorly educated people have, get straight into denial. We’ll show you how!
Everyone is doing it, so public-wise you won’t need to feel embarrassed …. But, do it now, and do it boldly. Remember, "Guantanamo farms" don’t exist and even if they did, it’s quite acceptable to ignore them. If we knew what was going on behind the scenery, we’d never enjoy the play, would we?
If you’re out shopping and you buy forbidden items, don’t be hesitant. Make a firm decision. Be deliberate. Let your shopping define who you are. Let it help the animal industries grow. By supporting them everyone benefits. If we can all work together it’s twice as good and twice as easy. Consider Double-Think and believe us when we say that animal death camps are not in fact death camps at all but efficient and humane facilities, bringing the public the best food provision service possible.
Don’t waste your time contemplating pictures you might have seen, of animals being tortured and executed. Start Double-Thinking today and enjoy what life has to offer you, the choice of what to wear and what to eat. You deserve to wear fashionable shoes and eat exotic cuts of lamb. Don’t get highjacked by ethics - use Double Think to get yourself out of tricky situations and difficult conversations. It’ll help you find the best the market has to offer. It’ll give you back the life you deserve! Double-Thinking is the hallmark of a dual morality, which says that we must be kind to one another but it’s okay to murder animals.